This is like when you teach someone that a swear is a greeting in a foreign language
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Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
Why not both?
Of course, I forgot answer C. All of the above.
TIL I ovulate every Sunday 😂😅
Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?
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Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life
We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it's given me are shouting matches
My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.
My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.
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Would marry that farmer. No questions asked, no long engagement. Straight to the court house, we're getting hitched.
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"Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."
Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
He failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller.
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Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.
Works for a lot of men too. I mean not me. I prefer mozzarella.
I tried this with my fiance with a dairy allergy and now I'm single again.
Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.
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Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.
once with a women. Trust me.
Stop bragging
Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.
No relation.
That doesn't sound right but I don't know anything about women to dispute it.
This has to be satire.
It's not. This has worked on me four times.
There's no way that last sentence especially isn't satire
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Rings true to me. My wife never vacuums and is past menopause.