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Oh. Can I see the abstractly list?
Sounds fun
Tell her "three yellow squares in a row, and beneath them a big purple circle." Next thing you know, you're being passionately shagged.
I was also curious about the abstractly. Release the list.
I want to know how to maliciously flirt. Hey sexy, want to come to my place and stick your fingers in the power outlet?
release the abstractly files
In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.
If she doesn't, tell her she's acting crazy.
Yeah i always take stock and usually calm down when a guy im arguing with points that out.
This is like when you teach someone that a swear is a greeting in a foreign language
Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
Pretty sure it's a joke.
We live in a post irony world and I literally can't tell the difference without knowing the source.
Why not both?
Of course, I forgot answer C. All of the above.
TIL I ovulate every Sunday 😂😅
Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?
In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated
The chicken ones, sure, but are all your climates mild enough that they hatch like that?
Every day here and I don't even have ovaries!
Damn I guess I’ve never ovulated in my life
Oh yeah. Zero chance of back fire. Zero. Had sex all my life - once with a women. Trust me.
once with a women. Trust me.
Stop bragging
We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it's given me are shouting matches
My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.
How do you steal each other fancy cheeses? Or steal fancy cheese from each other?
So, you steal a fancy cheese, right? Then you give it to your girlfriend. Then maybe she steals a fancy cheese that reminds her of you and passes it off. Now youve stolen each other fancy cheeses.
From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?
Wherever.
My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.
This made me cry.
Ha. She's one worth crying over. Lost her in April, and I don't know that I'll recover. Hug your loved ones. ♥️
But I will tell you, she taught me how to steal fantastic cheeses, and we never went hungry again. Haha.
That's kind of an insane gift for a first date given how expensive cheese is.
I mean, if he makes it himself or knows the people who do, he probably gets it a lot cheaper than at the store.
Would marry that farmer. No questions asked, no long engagement. Straight to the court house, we're getting hitched.
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I tried this with my fiance with a dairy allergy and now I'm single again.
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