I feel sorry for any guy dumb enough to try this. Also my friends mom when i was 13 vacuumed every day and rearranged all furniture and vacuumed behind everything once a week.
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if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?
No, for that you have to fill her up.
"No, stop, where are you going? I have it on very good authority that you enjoy this!"
This must be why the site is still in Beta
I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever
Poe's law
My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.
I pretty much always want pasta... Maybe I'm always experiencing menses.
hang on, I feel there could be false positives there. Did she ever want pasta when she wasn't on her period?
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Suckers gonna suck
Feels like an example of crabs in a bucket