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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

This reads like a The Other End comic.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My first question is what's a Theragun? My other questions are about everything else that's happening...

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 hours ago

It's a muscle massager. It vibrates violently to

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 hours ago

i've seen this screenshot before. the moment i read "ballet injuries", i braced myself

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Needs accessibility: image of pure text for no legitimate reason.Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative:

  • usability
    • we can't quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR
    • text search is unavailable
    • the system can't
      • reflow text to varied screen sizes
      • vary presentation (size, contrast)
      • vary modality (audio, braille)
  • accessibility
    • lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc)
    • some users can't read this due to lack of alt text
    • users can't adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments
    • systems can't read the text to them or send it to braille devices
  • searchability: the "text" isn't indexable by search engine in a meaningful way
  • fault tolerance: no text fallback if
    • image breaks
    • image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations.

Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Also, images require a hundreds of thousands of characters even when they are not conveying a thousand words.
And all of those require energy to be sent to places, unlike what some rando on the internet once said.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You would have to be a masochist to use a Theragun on your ladybits.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand what is happening.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm not sure the writer does either.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 40 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Found a new nickname for my wife

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 50 points 20 hours ago

What the actual fuck is this, please tell me this wasn't written by a sentient being?

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This is book 2 in a published series.

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The Brightest Light of Sunshine

Determined to walk away from a traumatic past, 22-year-old Grace Allen feels ready to take the next step in her healing journey—dipping a toe into the dating pool. Although she should probably start by making a friend or two, right?

Samuel ‘Cal’ Callaghan isn’t who she had envisioned as her first male friend in… well, forever. With an intimidating build, tattoos everywhere, eight years her senior, and a little sister under his care, the last thing she expected was to warm up to him so easily. As their friendship evolves, Grace can’t help but wonder if Cal is exactly who she’s been looking for all this time.

Cal can’t afford to lose sight of his priorities—making sure his tattoo parlor thrives and taking care of his little sister. Especially the latter. He wants to make sure 4-year-old Maddie has a healthy and happy childhood, despite their mother going off the rails and her father’s blatant neglect. There’s certainly no room for love in his life right now. But when a sweet blonde with a veiled past breaks down his walls, he finds it difficult to stick to his guns.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Reading that was so painful

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 12 points 17 hours ago

I don't think psilocybin would remediate this.

[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 28 points 20 hours ago

What a terrible day to know how to read.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 18 points 18 hours ago

Craziest theragun ad placement I've ever seen

[–] adhd_traco@piefed.social 21 points 19 hours ago

I barely understand any of it, but that makes it even more beautiful.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago

Shakespeare wishes he could write a master piece like this.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 11 points 19 hours ago

Literary warcrime, please tell the Hague.