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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As someone who works with people who show up to work high and drunk, I assure you, we know.

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 42 points 1 month ago

cant get past me

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Yep. Just I don't get paid to care.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have only tripped in public once and it was in a place where probably a lot of other people were tripping. It still caused anxiety of course but I can't imagine being in a place where it was not atleast implicitly accepted

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

1st time I dropped acid we ended up in a McDonald's at one point. Worst time ever. The fountain drink machine kicked on and scared the shit outta me.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So real, I think a stale corporate environment like mcdonalds would send me spirally if I was on acid. I went to a psychedelic art exhibit and still found some discomfort

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity what do you think your thought process would be in a McDonald's?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Something about capitalism being a soulless institution that facilitates the masturbatory consumption of unfulfilling but addicting slop, food or otherwise while only achieving severe harm to the environment and the torture of animals. It would most likely manifest more simply as a strong feeling of alienation and despair though.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the university housing building I live in has a little convenience store and I've gone in there high before

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Baked is different from tripping. I can handle some weed in public by psychedelics are too far imo. Definitely went to my univserisity convenience store baked our my gourd a number of times

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 9 points 1 month ago

All those swigs in the bathroom, yup we know.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

High or drunk - people can often tell.

Mushrooms - no one can tell unless you're tripping hard.

[–] BussyCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well your pupils dilate like crazy which is pretty obvious

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

The sensation of air on my eyeballs says otherwise

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Why does the green and red image resemble my migraine auras?

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I usually smoke a spliff before my shift and one after but I'm pretty competent and my job is really easy so nobody minds (I'm more or less open about my habit, even with my superiors at work). They can tell when I haven't because I'm restless and animated (I have ADHD), but I also just tell them, lol.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They'd be able to tell because you'd stink too

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, I don't smoke right before my shift, I usually do it before I shower for it... but I usually just tell them 🤷, also it's very noticeable because I more often than not bring snacks to share, lol.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

You'll be surprised how much both tobacco and cannabis smoke lingers on clothes and breath. As a non smoker I'd be able to tell you smoked earlier in the day. The difference is night and day between smelling the air around a smoker and a non smoker. Sorry to let you know.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Truth. That bank teller will never know

I've seen the dude who works at the bank out back hitting the pen.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

and of they did would they tell?