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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 89 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ChatGPT business model: rephrasing stackoverflow answers to make the asker feel like a valuable human being.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

You’re on to something there! Shut up and take my money!

[–] velindora@lemmy.cafe 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s true. And neither of them back it up with reasons.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Nor care to have those reasons in the first place.

And if you press them, you get complete bullshit reasons. But SO will also ban you, while ChatGPT only cares about you paying.

[–] termaxima@slrpnk.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The good thing about stack overflow, (when your question isn't marked as a duplicate of something completely unrelated), is that you accidentally learn random other things while browsing answers.

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stack overflow is great for learning from posts that are marked as duplicate! I’ve learned the most from those lol

[–] termaxima@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

The one very important thing I learnt on stack overflow was the XY problem. Most of my first questions were about how to make my idiotic solution work, instead of how to properly solve the problem.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I asked ChatGPT if it would ever maliciously give me a wrong answer and it said no, so I believe it.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 31 points 1 month ago

"There is no need to be malicious when incompetence will provide the same result" - ChatGPT

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's because it wouldn't be a miracle.

It's wrong like all the time.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you misread a word there

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago
[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of the guys I worked with said be prefers the chatbot because stack overflow always made him feel stupid when he'd ask for help. The emotional dimension is big for some people.

[–] theolodis@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

I never understood that... I've found thousands of answers on SO, asked 3 questions I didn't find an answer to, and answered maybe 50 questions myself.

Most of the time people are just too lazy to search for themselves, or unable to abstract a problem.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Stack Overflow was the antithesis of "Just say something wrong on the internet so that someone will correct you with the real answer" because none of the negative threads actually answered the question lol.

[–] aarRJaay@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ChatGPT: "I'm absolutely wrong"

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Ahh...I see the problem.

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you guessed this sound (rubber duck squeak) is not like the others then you're absolutely right!

Source: Sesame Street record from when I was a kid.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I rubber duck with ChatGPT.

Honestly I've learned more in a few months of fixing its mistakes than I had in years of being on the job.

[–] TevTra@lemmy.tevtra.com 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The new model 5.2 seems to have toned down a little in term of constantly glazing you up.

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey there Sam. Maybe we should believe you this time?

[–] mogranja@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 month ago

The people with the money believe him, that's what matters.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 8 points 1 month ago

Honey, we all know they're hitting the ceiling they predicted in their OpenAI paper on AI Scaling Laws in 2020 and corrected by Deepmind's 2022 followup paper. It's trash now and it will always be trash, attempting to give it that infinite power and compute time to reach 94% is just an exercise in futility.

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

"You're doing something very right here."

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 7 points 1 month ago

That's a fun thought but StackOverflow are early adopters for AI so they're probably not much different at all.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never understood why people on SO are such dicks all the time

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s how some technical people are generally. It always kept me from spending time in tech spaces even though I was always interested. It’s no excuse to be autistic because plenty of autistic people don’t rip your head off for not understanding concepts.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think technical people should have to socialize supervised until they pass some sort of decency exam.

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Lmao I can’t disagree!

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

glm-4.7: I fixed it

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Ime Google AI is much worse about making up wrong answers to sound right.

If I'd ask ChatGPT and Google AI to help me craft a set of Ansible tasks to do something rather simple but also something I don't do very often, like converting PEM certs + key to PKCS12....they'd both write a playbook that's close, but ChatGPT would be much closer.

But they both say crazy shit sometimes. The other day ChatGPT told me Fedora 40 is the latest release and 43 is still in testing.

[–] jasory@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Chatgpt just cribs from stack overflow, which in turn just cribs their answers from documentation. Once you figure that out, they both become surprisingly useless.

[–] clot27@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I kinda miss stackoverflow

[–] MalReynolds@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago

While SO is toxic, it's mostly about the failure of the supplicant to do the fucking research (RTFM or equivalent these days goddammit, and is usually backed by ppl with actual knowledge, Chat GPT / LLMs., not so much.