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[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 84 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

isn't chain mail prone to pinching your skin?

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 109 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It will also completely remove hair if worn over a hairy patch too long.

I dare you to ask me how I know.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 106 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Nope chainmail shirt. If worn without something under it, every hair on your front and back will wrap around the links.

It took three strong guys to get me out and it sounded a lot like painful velcro.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago

This joke doesn't have enough votes, have mine

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 weeks ago

Ow ow ouch oof that hurt to read

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

Noooooooooooo……. 🙀💀💀

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

So best to shave first?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sorry for your loss.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just wear underwear under your underwear.

[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 25 points 3 weeks ago

🙂‍↔️where's the fun in that

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 12 points 3 weeks ago

You're always supposed to wear padding under chain mail to spread out the force and keep the rings from embedding into the skin when hit.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 76 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ain’t nobody shanking me in the butt again.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I have bad news for you there. Chainmail's good against slashing not shanking. Too many little holes to be poked through.

[–] SmoochyPit@lemmy.ca 80 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hehe they can poke through my hole if they want 👉👈

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Then you don't need the chainmail

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago

I like to present the illusion of a challenge.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago

You seem fun

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

That'd be a tiny poker to get through that.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Narrator: But he was INDEED shanked in his butt.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably help against paddles and shit? Wouldn't sting as much.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, the shit would squeeze right through.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is this totally working for me?

[–] Mexigore@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Fr new kink unlocked

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gamis44@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

That’s a steal for pure mithril!

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

got a question: how can i get such a bum?

[–] implosive_sprig@beehaw.org 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

there are exercises you can do for that

[–] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

i saved this message. thank u <3

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Estrogen and squats

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's such an Igor question to ask ...

[–] GooseGang@beehaw.org 17 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve made simple chain mail gloves, but this looks crazy to make!! The pleats are super neat. It’s bound to be heavy though?

[–] morto@piefed.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

I thought it was crochet mimicking chainmail ,but is it actually chainmail??

[–] betahack@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

🤔......that's gonna chafe

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

To shreds you say?

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

name checks out

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

i had no idea what a bloomer is - but now I looked it up-

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 points 3 weeks ago

Weak to ~~penetrating~~ piercing attacks but at least you aren't getting slashed a new one.

Also, I'm not into twerking but for this I would def make an asmr exception.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

If that's like actually chain links then that thing is really likely to pinch

And NGL that sounds horrifying

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 3 weeks ago

Time to watch "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" again.

[–] Cnote5@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)