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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 43 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Crazy times to live when you see the FBI go from Darth Vader to Dark Helmet.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 hours ago

Holding press conferences with the visor down ... sounding loud, hollow and important ... every once in a while opening the visor to show an idiot trying to clarify what they said.

[–] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Their (they 're....i am incompetent)counting on AI to do the Darth Vader shit for Darth Helmet.... we're fucked

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago

They went right over his Helmet!

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Right? Won't be able to have a serious movie about the FBI for the next 30 years

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 42 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

No this wasn't a school shooting! This was targeted. The horror!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 4 hours ago

clearly worse than mass shootings!

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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (6 children)

Luigi was caught in like 24 hours (edit: as pointed out, more like 5 days) with a manifesto, confession, gun, bodycam footage, and a gps tracker that proves he done it.

This guy is a ghost.

BUT THEYVE SECURED THE WOODS GUISE!

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 hours ago

They haven't found the right Democrat to frame yet.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Footage was out day 1 of the guy that killed Brian Thompson

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Hmmmm... think about how hard tracking a sniper would be on a university campus via surveillance cameras if they dressed to fit in. A black computer backpack from big box store combined with a university branded outfit and hat. Then walk into highly congested areas like a student union building and make a quick change into a different university branded outfit.

They could then walk to public transit with the crowd of people as the officials shut down the school.

Yes well trained people with the right software could eventually figure it out but it would take time.

The longer it takes the more chance the shooter gets away.

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[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 29 points 5 hours ago

Honestly, it would be some pretty funny shit if he got hit by a random bullet someone shot into the air from like a mile or so.

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 3 points 3 hours ago

I mean duh, that's how you aim

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Those FBI guys are the best of the best...

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How suprising! I thought someone was just randomly walking around with a gun and picked him!

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Their original mark didn't show up so they took the windfall....

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Did they check every farm house, hen house, dog house and out house in the area?

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 hours ago

I'm getting shit for not crying my face off meanwhile the FBI making dad jokes!?

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I mean... fuckface got got during a school shooting. LOTS of people get murdered during school shootings every fucking day in this country because we worship assault rifles.

It actually makes a lot of sense to indicate if this was a targeted assassination or if someone missed while aiming at kindergarten nap time.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It's sad that this is a valid point.

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[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 hours ago

Nah, his neck kinda just did that

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Uh, duh?

Cripes the FBI has fallen so far since Trump has taken office again. I guess they really did lose a lot of their best and brightest due to having a unqualified moron in charge.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I didn't know people still used Internet Explorer!

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Ammunition in Kirk Shooting Engraved With Transgender, Antifascist Ideology: Sources WSJ Last Updated: Sep. 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM ET

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Willy Wonka - Cheer Up Charlie

At least the woods are secure.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago

I mean sure, how else would you shoot someone? By not taking aim?

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago

Somebody make the reaper meme with reaper super excited

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world -5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

For real, this isn’t a shitpost. Delete this—it doesn’t belong here. Also, I don’t give a fuck.

[–] slate@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

You obviously think the post is shit lmao

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