How old are you all?
Because that's how many years he's been waiting to drop that joke
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2025
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The dad joke to end all dad jokes.
It devestated his children's confidence so much that they were all the last of his bloodline, thus ending all further dads and dad jokes in that family.
One dad to rule them all
This guaranteeing the sickest dad joke burn of his entire bloodline.
Savage
I hope you all bowed down before the master.
Now he has made 4 dad jokes.
"The children of clowns are always jokes"
Sick burrrrrnnnnn
My Dad used to make jokes like this when I was still a kid and it destroyed my self-esteem. Waiting until they're adults is important.
Damn more like a dad roast than a dad joke
Dad burn is a bad burn
"Takes one to make one!"
The resl joke is that the dad has 4 kids.
He's been sitting on that joke for at least three lifetimes.
His wife must really like dad jokes...
He really only fathered two kids so joke's on him.