Memes

It's not gendered, it's birds for turds and bees for pees.

The sign in the right says "bees", but the picture shows a creature with eight legs, two body segments, and no wings. That's no bee, that's a spider!

I've been stuck in this exact situation at a local pub. It's even worse when you've downed 3 pints so you're simultaneously drunk and been holding it for way too long cause you had to finish explaining a friend why Marx was right.

This post made me realize, I've only ever heard "the birds and the bees" referenced, but never actually how it's applied during sex ed.

But uh, turns out this does not make any sense in that context either. It's just two separate examples to explain sexuality, so bees pollinating flowers and birds laying eggs. They're just used as examples, because they're visible in nature and somewhat resemble the mechanics of sex.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_birds_and_the_bees

Plot twist: It's a trick, both rooms are full of wasps!

The gendered single person bathroom. I never understood those.

If that was Poland it would be pretty understandable since nearly every bee is female* while "ptak" (bird) is widely used synonym for penis.

*i never met anyone who wouldn't know this, also even the word "pszczoła" (bee) is always feminine in language

“She’s the bees knees” or “look at that sexy bird” I’m still confused after writing it out. Does the stinger go into the cloaca? If so, I’d guess the bee is the man… but then bees are mostly female. I fucking give up. I’d piss in the alley.

Birds lay eggs and bees pollinate.

For the traditional story, birds are girls, bees are boys.

Hence the common UK slang of calling girls "birds" or in the US "chicks".

Ironic given that bee sexual reproduction is probably the least analogous to humans in the entire animal kingdom and the VAST majority of bees that you encounter outside the nest (and the only bees with stingers" are sterile female worker bees.

Shit outside the doors as a protest against unclear signage

Bird is slang for girl, Bee = B for Boy

Just pick a random one. They are nonbinary as far as I am concerned.

Only thing you can do is crack a door and take a peak.

Birds have a pecker!

Aliens from outer space that resemble birds and bees have recently infiltrated earth and are slowly but surely taking over earth's restrooms.
You are neither their species, so it's best to turn around and go home.

Most bees are female so I guess women go in the bees stall

British 1960s slang for a woman is "bird". So, men are bees.

Gender neutral id wager. Just go in one and do your business. If some people are offended who cares

Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).

I'm a human being with autism and a number of other conditions that make it hard for me to interact with other people