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[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 26 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

It's so annoying that he's not even gonna see these killer memes about him.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 34 minutes ago

Hope the older generation of american chinese print these meme and burn it for him.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it's, like, super patchy and you keep having to redoing the captive portal bit.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 3 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 4 points 49 minutes ago

5.99 a day? Fucking hell...oh wait

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

When God gives you a message about the "god given right to carry arms".

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

He lived as a meme and died as a meme o7

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

https://lemmy.world/comment/19317170

You missed attribution to me. But I'll allow given the joke was so easy and tempting to make.

You know? In Spanish, there's an idiom: "irse a hacer gargaras" (literally "go to gargle") that we say when something or someone ends poorly or incredibly wrong. This... well, he did go.

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 66 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Spicy. This reminds me of reddit before it got corporatized

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 40 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Stop opressing mint users!

/js

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 30 points 5 hours ago

I cannot stop laughing at this

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 66 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

“We need to be very clear, you are not going to get gun deaths to zero,” he said. “It will not happen. You can significantly reduce them, by having more fathers in the home, by having more armed guards in front of schools. We should have a honest and clear reductionist view of gun violence, but we should not have a utopian one.”

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 16 points 2 hours ago

How many fathers was he suggesting each home should have?

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 33 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes, "the utopian one" like it is in the rest of the Western world.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

i was flabbergasted when i first heard americans have security & armed guards at schools. the closest to that any of the schools i went to had was cameras watching the doors and overweight PE teachers

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

We don't have that either. Best we can do is cops with excessive cowardice.

Source: uvalde, unfortunately

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 30 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 39 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I can't even tell if this has been edited lol.

Hard to believe his face is that tiny.

I guess that's why the shooter aimed for the neck?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

He was wearing kevlar, and the shooter was likely aware of that, so head or neck were the only possible targets.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago

The shooter was perhaps afraid of missing the brain.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 35 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The sweet spot where he has kinda human proportions is roughly at the 110% mark 😄

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 3 hours ago

The fact that 110% looks wrong, despite knowing it's normal facial proportions, deeply unsettles me

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

That is hilarious

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 25 points 6 hours ago (4 children)
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 3 points 1 hour ago

Haven't you watched Shrek? He was killed by the very magical creatures he was trying to oppress.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 hours ago

He did. It was in the top 3 most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life. However, I only feel sorry for two people that saw it, and those are his kids. They didn't choose to associate with one of the lowest subhuman pieces of shit we have to offer, but the right sure did. His wife did, our pres did, a lot of our families did.

The world is a better place now that that fucker can no longer speak. All of his words caused pain, hate and suffering. Fuck him, amen.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 24 points 5 hours ago

He did a died

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

nebar forgor 💀 🩸