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[–] orochi02@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Not really good at biology but as a guy I sometimes think: if I dont want kids i should maybe still freeze some Sperm for later if I change my mind.

What about Women tho? Isnt it feasible for them to freeze some eggs or Idk?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nah, I suggest you try the dirt bag method. Start by getting a couple of ladies pregnant under a fake name and then go to a different country and break all contact (even better if you can fake your own death). If you ever change your mind about being a dad then go look for your kids. This is a lot cheaper than freezing sperm. As for women, idk either.

at some age a woman, even with frozen eggs, has a lot of difficulty getting pregnant.

a 90 year old fart can still get a woman pregnant.

that's why there's less pressure on men for this specific topic.

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

You just can't do both.

Road Not Taken and all that.

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