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[–] url@feddit.fr 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok, fair point, but would you rape kids for a couple of decades and then start a war and kidnap a head of state to deflect from your past?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

No, but the car? Definitely.

[–] url@feddit.fr 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] blubfisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

I would rather download a nice cargo bike...

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh fuck yeah I would download a car.

Ahead of state is reserved only for president Dumbfuck Mc Cheeto

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But can I download a head of state?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Even if you could, do you have enough filament to print one? That's a lot of gluing and sanding, not worth it IMO.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Good point. I've got more fidget toys to print anyway

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

sure, in 22 years when we elect lucy liu

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

🎶 off with your head, dance till you're dead 🎶

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Reselling heads of state is kinda hard, so I doubt it will catch on.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe Putin and Trump can trade Assad for Maduro, like trading cards.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Assad and Maduro must be hero cards od some kind then. I wonder what kind of bonuses they bring if you have them in the game.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@piefed.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tell that to Holy Roman Emperor Henry VI.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

i mean, are we talking djinni rules or genie rules? am i getting kicked in the ass or kissed in the ass afters? because i can think of a nice end to a bibi putain dinner date

I would steal thine ear…. 🌽

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pft. What? I would never

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

sorry I already did