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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

... What about teeth?

... Does he just keep growing teeth?

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

aut BroBot9000, may I please have that 2 minutes back?

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You get one minute back for every billionaire you put in the guillotine.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

but it will take more than one minute to process each parasite😭

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Right! The task seems almost Sisyphean, like circumcising Wolverine. 😏

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If a man is freshly circumcised, and Wolverine quickly circumcises himself and then sticks his penis to the other man, would be become conjoined to the other person at the penis (as it heals)?
What effect would this have on the other person, if the blood from Wolverine's boner now extends to the other person? Does he get regenerative powers too or only around his junk?

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I dunno, I have a feeling Ken may be up for it.

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[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Dunno! But can I get one of these circumcises with wolverine please...

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Also, zero or practically non-existent refractory period.

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