Bullshit, I can’t store a laptop in my cheeks
Edit: fuck, I can’t even store an iPad in my cheeks. Also… ouch
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2026
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What about an iPhone? Could you store that in your cheeks?
He cannot afford.
Which cheeks?
That's up to you.
Instructions unclear, iPhone stuck in bellybutton.
That's on you bud!
Duh, where else would my bellybutton be?
Quitter talk. You can do it, I believe in you!!
You have to get one of the foldable ones
I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.
Those sunflower seeds contain the souls of his enemies, and he is ever hungry.
Still, he’s got nothing on Oxnard.
Imagine wanting a laptop of the size of a single sunflower seed. That's the life of a techbro.
Shit, I didn't know I wanted this until just now.
Now imagine trying to read the bios settings on the screen, or plugging in an hdmi cable.
But I'd look like Will Ferrell opening that tiny phone on SNL. So cool
Sunflower Pi
Hamsters must have tiny laptops
This is kind of content that will change the world Continue on good Sir.
OP is a good Ma'am I believe
You would be correct.
Mind. Blown.
Like a watermelon but nutty?
We should crossbreed them!
I don't get it
And they're classy enough to not rub our noses in it!