finallymadeanaccount

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Cow substitute. The vegans use it. 'I Can't Believe It's Not Bovine!'

Can you imagine how many gallons of saliva ICE agents have ingested from diners in communities they terrorise?

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Distance and accuracy training.

I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.

Depends on how much he pays the judge.

I can't not believe I can't believe it's not butter, but when I do, I believe it.

But they don't say you can't draw a little Hitler moustache on his picture.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perhaps he should just kinda ... go there. Meet with the heads of the cartels personally. Have an informal dialogue. Just him, and Vance, and Hegseth, and Noem ...

Donny. Donny, using the military would be an act of war, Donny. It would make the US the bad guys, Donny. You don't want to tarnish that sterling legacy of yours, do you?

Oh, wait.

I've never seen Albanese respond to anyone on Twitter. Ever.

And they're classy enough to not rub our noses in it!

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Any more filler and botox, she won't be able to open it at all.

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