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[–] Tuuktuuk@piefed.europe.pub 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why were some left behind?

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Those philosoraptors dared to question his teachings

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's because he was a Blasphemaptor

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

He was the hip hop velocirapper

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

some fled into space, and became a dominant species 10s of thousands of lightyears away in the delta quadrant.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 1 week ago

Only the Tastiest Livers.

[–] thenikraj@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Came for the comments. Wasn't disappointed.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Makes sense. Raptor Jesus was his name after all.

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It seems weird that God only chose to take the terrible lizards.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 1 points 1 week ago

That's, uh, a way to talk about Chikxulub