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[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Dudes got robot legs. How much more valuable do you want?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh wow. Wild Wild West. They had the best burger king (or was it mcdonalds? p sure its bk) kids toys

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 6 days ago

Metal legs; but is stuck in a hole filled with diseased zombie people.

[–] Jinarched@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 days ago

Peak dad bod

You be nice, he's the hottest dwemer in all of Tamriel!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Sarah in the bible had Isaac at 90 years old. Menopause is a woke lie like dinosaurs. /s

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Once women hit menopause they're experienced and can take all your creampies. IDK 'bout y'all, but I'd assign that great value.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This is crazy; what game is this from?

[–] CmdrUlle@feddit.org 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (19 children)

Oh! I think I've heard of it before. I'll look it up. For anybody who has played it: is it fun?

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Morrowind remains my favorite Elder Scrolls game. It's a bit more hardcore RPG than Skyrim for sure, and that may turn some folks off. And it's definitely an older game with most of the dialog written. But it is an EXCEPTIONAL game. The world is beautiful and varied and exploration still feels more rewarding than Oblivion or Skyrim, the amount of lore to explore is HUGE,, the specificity when building and leveling your character out exactly how you want is expansive, and the game doesn't hold your hand - you can kill people who are vital to the main story if you want to, it just lets you doom the world if you really want to.

Nowadays, I'd strongly recommend running it with the excellent OpenMW engine, it's rock solid and performs better than the original game, hell there's even a working multiplayer fork of it!

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago

it just lets you doom the world if you really want to.

...and it still leaves a back route to complete the main quest. You just have to murder the living god who is a mantling of Mephala to start the alternate route.

the amount of lore to explore is HUGE

...and then you come up for air after reading the 36 Sermons of Vivec, realizing that very basic steganographic techniques were used to conceal at least a couple of hidden messages withing them and the start branching out from there into trying to understand the concepts of CHIM and the Towers and Amaranth and so on trying to wrap your head around the metaphysics of the setting.

[–] SirActionSack@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It is amazing but it doesn't hold your hand as far as quests go. There's no big arrow pointing to your objective. Items don't blink or glow. You must read the quest journal and wander around. There's transport options but no generic fast travel.

Also, if you can find a mod to remove cliff racers then use it.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

But then how would I satisfy my unquenchable thirst for bird blood?

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

In morrowind the dwarves are long gone and are believed to have perhaps "receded behind math", this npc is I believe the only dwarf you can meet in morrowind that is alive though there are dwarven ruins and automatons across morrowind.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 6 days ago

Hey, I just gave this dude a special overengendered glove!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Tom Segura getting fat again..

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Get the new "Bagarn Bod" today with this simple trick doctors won't tell you!

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[–] grubberneonbelly@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Wealth beyond measure, outlander.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

What a grand and intoxicating bod!

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