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[–] elvith@feddit.org 139 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 142 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I, too, am in love with a man named Jew Mexico

Let's just say... he always takes a right at Albuquerque

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[–] mech@feddit.org 106 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

His name is Jaden.
Jaden-Württemberg.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 101 points 6 days ago

Jew Hampshire?

Jevada?

Jhode Island?

Jaine? Shit, I think it is Jaine.

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 48 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 86 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Joshington?

Jhleswig-Holstein?

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[–] Superspacemunky@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago

Has no one heard of the Hero of Canton?!

The man that robbed from the rich to give to the poor? Who stood up to the man and gave him what for? Our love for him ain't hard to explain, The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 75 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 71 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 68 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Joklahoma was the name of my musical comedy improv group in college.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 66 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Jexas is a damn fine dude.

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[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 57 points 6 days ago
[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

The brothers, Jouth and Jorth Dakota.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 days ago

more like jizzouri amirite

[–] gex@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago
[–] aeiou@piefed.social 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For some reason I’m tickled by Jarkansas.

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[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 6 days ago (5 children)

What kind of state? A state of being? A state of matter? Is it Jolid?

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

Obviously Jississippi.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Jennsylvania

Now that I think about it, that is a pretty neat name.

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[–] nightlily@leminal.space 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] baronofclubs@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Jepression? Janxeity? Janic? Is this Joss?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

Juerto Jrico

[–] Gaxsun@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Jueensland? Jew South Wales? Justralian Capital Territory? Jictoria? Jazmania? Jouth Australia? Jestern Australia? Jorthern Territory?

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[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 days ago

I skipped the 'a' and thought: "Jate"?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Jassachusetts?

Jonnecticut?

Jinnesota?

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[–] Pat@feddit.nu 29 points 6 days ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Jedediah rhymes with Oklohoma, Arkansas, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Loussiana, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, and Alaska.

Picture of weird al from his song "Amish Paradise" since they tend to have hebrew names

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Poor Jalabama.

[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 6 days ago
[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 18 points 6 days ago

Jorth Jarolina

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. 🤣

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[–] idealism_nearby@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Jississippi?

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