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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 1 month ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 month ago

I had seen this before but cropped to end after the fall. The walk of shame back to the Suburban makes it a hundred times better.

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We should start bringing marbles and throw them on the ground.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Gonna Kevin McCallister these bastards. Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'd rather throw caltrops

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Ohh fuck I needed that, thank you.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

This is how you know they're sending in people from bum fuck nowhere Alabama, no midwesterner would look at that and think that's a good place to run, or even drive.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

Now this makes you smile.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He hit his head against the ice.

Poor thing (the solidified water; idgaf about the agent)

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good news, yesterday it hit 40, everything melted, and today it's all frozen for proper Minnesota winter next week where we're supposed to be getting sub zero temps! I've never been this thrilled for shitty cold freeze thaw cycles.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

you should grit the streets with roofing nails.

[–] Admax@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want the POV with the camera, in front of him, as he slips. I wonder if it's been posted anywhere

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The photographer is apparently Christopher Katzarov with the Canadian press, according to what I saw on Reddit. (I live in Minneapolis, Reddit is kinda a necessary evil right now.)

Also found this one on a stock image site, seems to be same event and same photographer.

[–] Admax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Absolutly amazing, thank you !

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This would go hard to the Benny hill theme song.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Here's hoping for a nicely bruised tailbone.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

what a fucking clown show.

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Did they even try? It looked like they had a goal in mind but forgot it seconds later, tried to remember what it was, fell and then just gave up and went back. I didn't see any kind of will to get up or run away. It was a very weird watch and I am unsure what I just witnessed, felt more like someone doing a very bad acting job so they went back to try again lol

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago