Sounds like someone’s not using the poop knife
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2026
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Gotta use the three seashells.
Big (excrement) if true
What kind of animal just walks away from their enormous shit? grab a plunger or ask a janitor or supervisor for help.
They have poop supervisors?
And don’t forget to take a picture to send to all your friends
We call that a double flusher. Sometimes a triple flusher.
how is this nsfw? its just talking about shit
Dude, it literally broke the plumbing at a workplace! It's not safe for work.
haha, I get it now.
And it's from a workplace, clearly safe for a workplace!
To be fair, the set of Space Milfs 3: Into The "Milky" Way was also a workplace
NSFLW(Not Safe For Lame Workplace)
Is it possible to pinch off a pop at "snack size" like this suggests? I'm asking because I have this exact same problem with my children at home. I don't know how they do it. But surely it's not something they can choose to do or not? Is it?
Just use the poop knife.
Opened this post just to find the poop knife reference, thanks for delivering
This is not a reddit, Sir.
Have you tried to feed them more fiber rich food?
You just stop pushing and start pulling halfway through
isn't that how you get hemorrhoids
Holy...
Now I'm scared to go in the pantry.
Are you the only employee or do they know it was you or does this email interface not list all other recipients in "to" field?
Edit: I now see the drop down tab. But my questions still remain.
Is this not how it looks if you list receipients in the BCC field?
Don't you guys have mailing lists?
we only have them, supposed to be a private we are firing you email? nah everyone gets to knwo it
as someone who has clogged toilets many times, how do toilets overflow? that never occurs to me, I just stop flushing it, when it is near overflowing and like I never had issues
It depends on the design of the toilet, and how much water it dumps into the bowl at each flush. Some toilet designs have a tank with a higher capacity than the bowl, so if it gets clogged then it’ll overflow. Pro tip: know where your toilet’s shutoff valve is, it’s usually on the wall just under the tank. If it looks like the toilet is about to overflow, just turn that valve off and you can avoid the mess.
wait, I think I just realized a thing, on the toilets here I need to hold a button to flush, it stops flushing when it is not being pressed
The deadpoop's switch
Americans fill the bowl all the way
How do you stop it from flushing once flushed?
Most toilets I've used don't fill the bowl with enough water on a single flush to overflow. You can adjust the chain (assuming not an office toilet) if it's flushing for too long.
The only times I've overflowed a toilet I was as a kid, not realizing that trying to flush again might make the problem worse.
I assume either they mean they don't keep flushing it over and over if the bowl fills up or their toilet flapper has a short chain and stops flushing quickly when they let go.
I guess i just discovered something very important to this "shit talk" toilets here usually have the actuation style of hold button instead of what seems to be the normal in the USA (and probably more), press and forget style
It's a bit of a gamble. Sometimes flushing a second time can add just enough weight (and therefore pressure) to dislodge the clog and fix the problem. I assume that's what those people are trying to do
Do people really have ass holes this big? WTF!?
Thickest I ever left was about a half dollar thickness, roughly 1.25"