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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Winnie the Pooh

You've been banned from lemmy.ml

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Funny coming from someone on ~~Ada's sect~~ blahaj.zone

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Buddy, I don't even know who Ada is

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She's the admin of blahaj.zone

blahaj.zone might be the 3rd most censored instance after the tankie ones (lemmy.ml and lemmygrad)

Ada is pretty hypocritical and has lots of double standards. Also, a power tripping lunatic who thinks everyone is transphobic if they're not 100% involved in the cause. Full of authority arguments...

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I've never felt censored, nor have I ever had to censor myself. Maybe I'm just not a piece of shit? Have you tried that?

[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Whilst ironically behaving a piece of shit

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 points 4 days ago

The person saying I'm a piece of shit while saying they aren't... wow, we're on a high level here

You're not helping your cause, just still convincing me that you have one of the worst instances.

Oh, he gonna receive it all right...

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 10 points 5 days ago

I‘m jesusing all over the place.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Maybe Christ is just a euphemism for cock

[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world -5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That's their username, in case you aren't familiar with Tumblr's layout

Edit: I'd appreciate learning why I'm being downvoted, I thought I was giving relevant information. No snark or sarcasm intended here

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Obviously, but Spicygay saying "Receive Christ" seems like a human oxymoron.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I think he's saying Christ would be the top in this situation.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 days ago

Yea, I would not mind receiving Jesus Christ the big strong carpenu

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Tigger canonically doesn't like honey. He just wants Pooh's cock.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 5 days ago
[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Reject religions

Embrace the perverted mind towards random funny things

The degeneracy shall not stop

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

how many bounces to get to the center of poohs honeypot?

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

winnie the pooh is public domain so this is canon

[–] three@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

Oh bother...

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

The Tiggeration of Pooh, 1863, traditional, mixed media (frosting on cake)

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 5 days ago

Honestly would.