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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Cherry pie filling. Which is mostly artificial cherry flavor like used in cough syrup, water, sugar, and corn starch. So... you probably shouldn't eat either one.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I had to do the axles on my trailer this year and honestly this is one of my first thoughts when I opened up the can of Grease as well. It kind of did look tasty.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Canned humans are very not vegan 💢

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 7 points 18 hours ago

Good thing I'm not vegan.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

we might need an active, possibly non-ml version of !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Guaranteed to cure your constipation

[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It’s funny how our brains react to colors and textures, even when we know it’s not food. Visual perception is wild.

[–] mech@feddit.org 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't this just a Farmer's Fleshlight?

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

No, cows are furrier and brown.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 1 points 17 hours ago

I think slop isn't new, can contain lots of sugar and this reminds you of it.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

tbh it looks to weird to eat still.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Emmm... red dye 40

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I miss forbidden snacks in the first few months... Before people flooded it with pictures of buildings and scenery. God do I not miss reddit near the end...

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Icing? That'd be filling.

[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Literal shitpost will occur if you eat this grease.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 46 points 1 day ago

Delicious strawberry flavored axle grease...

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They shouldn't have made edible things look like grease

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Brb putting stretchy Raspberry jam into my engines

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (24 children)

We feed our cat a little petroleum jelly to get his insides lubricated. This was prescribed by a vet after he was very constipated. That was an expensive vet visit

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

feed your cat lithium grease and watch them become a 9 volt battery.

1000002845

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

The inventor of vaseline ate a spoonful every day. He promoted it as wonder goo, fit for everything and anything. NGL it is pretty great, on the outside. Well, and a fistful of inches deep as well but no farther.

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[–] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Suuuuper don't eat that. Heavy weight gear oil is the worst thing I've ever tasted and I had only a tiny amount of it

Maybe actual excrement tastes worse, but I wasn't curious enough to try tasting that

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[–] pirc_lover@feddit.uk 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The cylinder must not be damaged in any way.

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[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Has no one ever smelled bearing grease? Even fresh it smells terrible.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

different strokes and all that. I've never thought that.

then again I worked in a factory that used shortening as a mould release for years. that shit stinks and gets scummy after a few months. Imagine what it smells like after a few decades.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That sounds horrible, I guess it's more healthy than bearing grease though.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

you'd think that, but you'd be wrong.

ever hear of popcorn lung? yeah, working there, all the old timers had it. I had only worked there for about 5 years but the smell got into everything.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How'd they get popcorn lung from that? Did it aerosolize from the us?

BTW those people who got popcorn lung which ended up coining the term, all were heavy heavy smokers. So yes it's dangerous but it's one of those...well it probably didn't help that they smoked like freight trains.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

yeah. the factory was doing diecast parts at 1400° and the shortening was a mould release so the parts would pop out of the dies.

the pressure that those machines push in molten metal plus the high temperature would vaporize the shortening and with 3-12 tons of pressure aerosolize it.

Even after 5 years there I had a bit of a cough, but nothing as bad as the old guys that had been around for 30+ years.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That sounds fucking awful. Did they not give you guys any PPE?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

🤣

no.

the best ppe we got was cotton uniforms so when the metal sprayed out (which happened daily) would burn and not melt to our skin.

we also got some pretty nice gloves too for grabbing the parts out of the machines. usually they'd come out around 700° and have to go on cooling racks.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Wtf, were was this at? Assuming not the USA, OSHA would have had a field day with that.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Are you kidding me? These look like strawberry cum!

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Only in America does this look edible.

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