Do I read this right? That comic is from 2011?
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Whence the skepticism?
No skepticism, only surprise at how that was so long before the AI epidemic.
Machine learning and "self evolving" code has been around for a long time. It's just... Mainstream now, I guess.
Back when I was in college I took a computer engineering class around 2010 I think with a professor who had done CPU design at one of the big chip manufacturers. He had a story about how no human knows how they work anymore because they'll do the designs, then feed them through some optimization algorithm thing before the fabrication. Then when they would evaluate the chip they'd find that it was behaving in completely unexpected ways due to the optimization finding crazy efficient but unintuitive (to a human) ways of performing different operations.
I wish I could remember the details of what he talked about better, but that was a long time ago.
I have a similar theory about star trek. In one scene there was a blurry picture and to sharpen it Ricker said: "Computer implement recursive Algorithm". That is equivalent to "Computer do something". So now my theory is that there is an intelligent ship with a genius AI that carries around humans that have regressed to toddler intelligence because the AI does everything for them.
The ship is basically human daycare with lots of blinking buttons and moving pictures to keep the humans occupied while the ship does the actual (and probably boring) science.
Starfleet Academy is basically teaching them technobabble and looking great in a uniform while the AIs do the real work.
The Culture novels by Iain M. Banks basically have this premise. There are super intelligent AIs called Minds that are pretty much gods who run everything, and their civilisation (the Culture) is a utopia for anyone who lives in it. Minds control the ships, which sometimes have crews but they're described as "somewhere between passengers, pets and parasites" in terms of how useful they actually are lol
For more views of Star Trek through this lens, you may want to check out John Scalzi's book "Red Shirts". It has some of the same ideas in play, and they play out hilariously.
I live this, it reads very much like an Issac Asimov story.
Wait, that's what smbc stands for?????
What did you think it stood for?
Super Mario Bros Central
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Actually, you make a pretty good point there.
That's normal evolution, go ask a biologist about junk DNA.
For real, I thought he was going there. Like : the AI keeps trying to fight off the coders messing with its perfect code so it keeps generating junk code to protect the actual code.
Still SciFi