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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do I read this right? That comic is from 2011?

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

No skepticism, only surprise at how that was so long before the AI epidemic.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Machine learning and "self evolving" code has been around for a long time. It's just... Mainstream now, I guess.

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Back when I was in college I took a computer engineering class around 2010 I think with a professor who had done CPU design at one of the big chip manufacturers. He had a story about how no human knows how they work anymore because they'll do the designs, then feed them through some optimization algorithm thing before the fabrication. Then when they would evaluate the chip they'd find that it was behaving in completely unexpected ways due to the optimization finding crazy efficient but unintuitive (to a human) ways of performing different operations.

I wish I could remember the details of what he talked about better, but that was a long time ago.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have a similar theory about star trek. In one scene there was a blurry picture and to sharpen it Ricker said: "Computer implement recursive Algorithm". That is equivalent to "Computer do something". So now my theory is that there is an intelligent ship with a genius AI that carries around humans that have regressed to toddler intelligence because the AI does everything for them.

The ship is basically human daycare with lots of blinking buttons and moving pictures to keep the humans occupied while the ship does the actual (and probably boring) science.

Starfleet Academy is basically teaching them technobabble and looking great in a uniform while the AIs do the real work.

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago

The Culture novels by Iain M. Banks basically have this premise. There are super intelligent AIs called Minds that are pretty much gods who run everything, and their civilisation (the Culture) is a utopia for anyone who lives in it. Minds control the ships, which sometimes have crews but they're described as "somewhere between passengers, pets and parasites" in terms of how useful they actually are lol

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

For more views of Star Trek through this lens, you may want to check out John Scalzi's book "Red Shirts". It has some of the same ideas in play, and they play out hilariously.

[–] Barrington@feddit.org 38 points 2 days ago

I live this, it reads very much like an Issac Asimov story.

[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, that's what smbc stands for?????

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What did you think it stood for?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 15 hours ago

Username checks out

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 3 points 16 hours ago

Actually, you make a pretty good point there.

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's normal evolution, go ask a biologist about junk DNA.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

For real, I thought he was going there. Like : the AI keeps trying to fight off the coders messing with its perfect code so it keeps generating junk code to protect the actual code.

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Still SciFi