Wait until you see Rust API docs with generics and lifetimes and trait implementations: the biblically accurate crab.
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Flashbacks to modded minecraft crash logs
I used java to solve my Problem. Now I have a ProblemFactory.
Getting specific factories for each problem is actually outdated. You should get a FactoryFactoryFactory instead.
So we stopped selling those schematics and started selling hammer-factory-building factories.
This is where they're wrong. They should have allowed to build a customer's own factory on their territory.
gotta work that 9-6 job at the abstract factory
It's 996 actually
My mother calling me by my full name
BeanNameAware, InitializingBean
Its happening again
And they call this a serious language. It’s the Dutch of programming languages.
👁️ Ịŧ īş ẫŵåŗė 👁️
... doesn't this just mean someone wrote a shit ton of code so you don't have to?
Smalltalk flashbacks…
Now imagine a programming language not having object orientation or a built-in documentation tool...
Not sure what you're trying to say. Are you saying this is a good thing?
Ooooh I see some names from the Ars Javetia.