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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your fucking kid should get his teeth knocked out the back of his head. How's that banana?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Calming banana uno reverse

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[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This would all go through the administration and definitely not tolerated outside a behavioral challenges classroom at my kids school.

IMO the only real reason is 80k after 20 years . And I live in an affluent neighborhood in a decently funded state.

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

best way to learn a subject. i couldn't do it more than a few years. imagine gradeschool math for 20 years with screaming kids. no thanks

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

"Calming Banana" actually sounds like a great band name. Seriously!

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, the parents are almost as feral as the kids these days.

[–] secretsoundwave@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless, and hear me out, they beat that child with multiple bananas at home for 6 straight hours. I mean they pelt him non stop with those large, hard, and un-ripe South American bananas that are like 2lbs of concrete. Then they send him to school with one of those things in his backpack to induce trauma to be a better human.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Ahh, child abuse to ensure compliance. I like it.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Frustrating it may be, but the alternative like not teaching is far worse.

Bad parenting is expected, unfortunately. That I have read domestic violence has to do with truancy and antisocial behavior.

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