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This whole thread feels 4Chany as it is. Watermarks is the least of its nostalgia.
Hmm dee🅱️ fried memes
That's where the vitamins are
Organic whole grain burger
I'll bet the babies who eat around the box are the same ones who'd throw a fit if their parents didn't cut the crust off their sandwiches.
Pure CO2 has more vitamins than this whole burger
Well zero is not more than zero, so either you're saying that CO2 is a vitamin, or that the burger has a negative amount of vitamins 🤔
If one of two infinities can be larger than the other, one zero can too.
Btw im not stupid, im just not good at joke
Your joke was good I was just jesting, no slight intended
But I think i'll stick to my theory that mcD is adding antimatter versions of vitamins to their foodstuffs
Depends ,in common language, less can eithe mean < or <=
Bro doesn't know what a vitamin is
Of course!
It's only a matter of textures, since the taste is the same throughout.
That extra dose of micro plastics! 🥰
You better train your body!!!
Right!? It'd be like if you were eating a banana and you just threw the peel away. It's against nature!
Never understood people who throw away the crust.
Another quitter of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Diet
This post is so meta, considering the thought of eating one of these made me have to shit.
Good source of fiber and adhesives!
Extra fiber.