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[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That extra dose of micro plastics! πŸ₯°

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 points 16 hours ago

You better train your body!!!

[–] Una@europe.pub 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] the_beber@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 17 hours ago

Hmm deeπŸ…±οΈ fried memes

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

This whole thread feels 4Chany as it is. Watermarks is the least of its nostalgia.

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's where the vitamins are

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Organic whole grain burger

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Never understood people who throw away the crust.

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

It's only a matter of textures, since the taste is the same throughout.

I'll bet the babies who eat around the box are the same ones who'd throw a fit if their parents didn't cut the crust off their sandwiches.

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pure CO2 has more vitamins than this whole burger

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well zero is not more than zero, so either you're saying that CO2 is a vitamin, or that the burger has a negative amount of vitamins πŸ€”

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

If one of two infinities can be larger than the other, one zero can too.

Btw im not stupid, im just not good at joke

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Your joke was good I was just jesting, no slight intended

But I think i'll stick to my theory that mcD is adding antimatter versions of vitamins to their foodstuffs

[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Depends ,in common language, less can eithe mean < or <=

[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Bro doesn't know what a vitamin is

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago
[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Right!? It'd be like if you were eating a banana and you just threw the peel away. It's against nature!

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Extra fiber.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Another quitter of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Diet

This post is so meta, considering the thought of eating one of these made me have to shit.