Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 month ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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...Now I’m in hospital, waiting to be seen.

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago

Thanks for being transparent about it

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 17 points 1 month ago

well, I, for one, didn't see what you did there.

[–] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Clearly a mistake.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Often you don't see this problems until it's too late

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Up-voting for visibility

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Yes, we know Wonder Woman, you do this prank every year.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 4 points 1 month ago

No shit?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I!CUP

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

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