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https://xcancel.com/alyankovic/status/1588719949748776961 - a live link to a twitter mirror, which includes replies, instead of an archive.
Sorry, forgot about the public figure rule.
No worries, it looks like you have a lot of people willing to help out.
You all have an hour.
lol, it took everyone like 20 minutes. I also had to leave.
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Weird Al is just a cool dude.
Here's him joining in a cover of Killing In The Name Of from a month ago, if anyone hasn't seen it: https://youtu.be/COZcKrUx1Ts
One of those rare cases where meeting a hero might not be so bad
Al screaming fuck you I won't do what you tell me is pretty righteous.
He's cool and, probably, also very smart
Based af weird al
He knows it's always been all about the Pentiums baby.
The hero we need and the hero we deserve.
The good kind of Al generated content.
I also thought "AI" at very first. AI vs Al
Or "A1" if you're the fucking Secretary of Education for the most embarrassing administration in US history.
This means Weird Al cannot complain about the ways i aquired his albums as a teenager.
He made a song that named several popular music sharing sites while mocking industry greed eons ago. He 100% supports your actions.
Weird Al is just happy if people are listening.
It seems to be working. He’s been relevant since long before I was born and I’m old as fuck
Weird Al has been relevant longer than most artists he parodied. Its going to be sad day when somebody finally milkshakeducks him and we find out he plays like Sea of Theives and is racist against italians.
Weird Al is right up there with folks like Mr. Rogers and Levar Burton.
and dolly parton.
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Right? It's weird to think he gained popularity in the 70s.
Absolute legend. He certainly didn't invent musical comedy, but he's a paragon of the genre and has brought it into the public eye like no one else.
I always thought if the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame ever pulls their head out of their collective ass and inducts him, it would be a fantastic tribute for all the living artists he's parodied to perform his version of their song.
Once in awhile, maybe you will feel the urge
To break international copyright law
By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites
Like Morpheus, or Grokster, or LimeWire, or Kazaa
But deep in your heart, you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
'Cause you start out stealing songs, then you're robbing liquor stores
And selling crack and running over school kids with your car!
So don't download this song
The record store's where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don't download this song!
Oh, you don't want to mess with the R-I-double-A
They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R
It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl
They'll treat you like the evil, hard bitten, criminal scum you are!
So don't download this song
Don't go pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don't download this song!
Don't take away money
From artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee?
And diamond-studded swimming pools
These things don't grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody please…
Don't download this song (don't do it, no, no)
Even Lars Ulrich knows it's wrong (you can just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (you really should)
Oh, don't download this song!
Don't download this song (oh, please don't you do it or you)
Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (right now)
Like you know that you should (go out and buy it)
Oh, don't download this song
Don't download this song (no, no, no, no, no, no)
Or you'll burn in hell before too long (and you deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (just buy it)
Like you know that you should (you cheap bastard)!
Back in the days before streaming I had a large folder of Weird Al stuff including stuff that was mistagged because it was a funny song that sounded like it could be him.
Schfifty-five
Weird was never in it for the money.
I feel like he got "fuck you" money a long time ago if he ever was in it for that.
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you recorded them to cassette whenever you heard them on the radio so you could make a mix tape for your friends right?
right?
please don't make me depressed by saying anything else T_T
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Weird Al is the biggest fucking Chad I swear. He's gotta have a 64 inch dick.
With 100TBs of RAM too
His power obviously comes from his majestic hair
Shiver me timbers, I buy that ther lad a pint of the finest rum the high seas has to offer.
In if my favorites from him is “don’t download this song”
“You’ll burn in hell before too long “
“And you deserve it!”
“go and buy the cd-“
“Go out and buy it, you cheap bastard!”
“-and don’t download this song”
Which was only available as a download XD
Also was on the Straight Outta Lynwood album.
You might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong
Remember Tommy!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
if there is good in the world it would bless us with spaceballs 3: the search for spaceballs 2 and uhf 2 in the same year.
That's really good. He should be a comedian or something.
There is something about that tweet right at the edge of understanding. Almost subliminal in nature.
Crafty.
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