this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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[–] FapFlop@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

let the water hold me down

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Water flowing underground

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago
[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

One of my favorite comments I ever read online was from someone who said they did this dance at the club and got thrown out

[–] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Screw you, I have this song stuck in my head now. And by screw you, I mean thank you, of course.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

A screw as thanks? Seems only fair.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago
[–] negativenull@piefed.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Crossposted 😁

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 12 points 2 months ago

This is not my beautiful wife!

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

And you may find yourself blowing past a .08

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Since that is a mid 00s Corolla, how fucking fast was it going to hit the roof? Shit tops out at like 120. And what did it hit for that launch angle?

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Roundabout?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I thought it was a pretty good collaboration with Madness (Invidious link).

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I had a roommate once who played this song every morning to wake us both up so we could get to work.

Not once did we get tired of it.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine we actually got the future the cartoons of the past promised. We'd all be terrified of drunk/stupid people in flying cars crashing through our roof at all times of the day lol

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

We could have flying trains!

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Born under punches >>>>