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[–] Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 3 points 1 week ago

The only experience I have is in not having any experiences, and the only thing I know is that I know nothing about anything

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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I do know about things. Some things, many things, any things. If you ever want to know a thing about a thing I will know if I know about the thing.

I don't know nothing about nothing.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

An airplane tire will hydroplane at a speed in knots equal to nine times the square root of the tire pressure in PSI. The real trick is undoing the little cap on the tire valve and reading the tire gauge while turning left base.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not an airplane fact, but when I took classes for driving ambulances (CEVO), they always cited 35mph as the speed where an ambulance can hydroplane on some amount of water that I cannot recall. Something with surface tension. I'm not a scientist.

In aviation circles they always called it "standing water" here meaning "the surface is liquid not a wet solid" Airplane tires also have very simple or no tread at all, so that isn't a factor. There's also the fact that during the landing roll, the airplane is partially or even mostly supporting its weight on its wings still; so at any significant airspeed you don't have 100% of the ship's weight on the wheels.

[–] wallabra@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago

I'm experienced in having experiences

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got something for ya [gives you something]

[–] wallabra@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 week ago

For some reason this sounds like an euphemism and I love it

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

For hand sewing, pull your thread between your thumb and a block of bees’ wax a few times after threading it, and you won’t have to worry about knots nearly as much.

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of something my dad used to say

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Young children don’t warn you when they learn how to open locks. Sometimes you find out when they’re rifling through your stuff or well down the road.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Put a piece of dark cooking chocolate in your bolognese sauce.

[–] Gigdragon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most conservatives can be defeated in arguments with their own statements. Just a little poking and it falls apart under its own weight.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

If you wanna talk grammar or sumo I know like 3 things, maybe 4.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I can describe the flag of every country in Latin America and provide one trivia fact of my choice about the country as well.

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