The same morons also say hi to ChatGPT. They can't help it.
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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Just hit them back with a different conversation than the one they wanted to have. I find" hi how's your day going?" isn't tangential enough, but if you know who they are then might try ask something a bit more personalised or even try and offload one of your problems onto them.
Chaotic good
If I'm feeling nice, I reply to those with " please lead with your question"
If not, I don't reply.
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I'd say this works and should apply it at work.
But in personal comunication it can be badly percieved, you could be seen as that person who only talks to ask for a favor (wherever it is real or not).
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I take at least 10-20 minutes to respond, always, regardless if it's just a hi or a request for help. 8 times out of 10, they message within 10 minutes again to say they figured it out themselves.
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The company I work for has a general guideline/policy to "don't ask to ask." I thankfully rarely experience this.
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As long as it's just an "hi" you don't know what it is and have to assume it's super urgent. Once you answer, they can disclose the actual matter in its full mundanity, resting assured they have already confirmed your attention.
I just don't answer, lol
That's why I ignore them until they complete their message themselves. But someone else here linked "nohello.net", maybe I'll try that too!
I just emote wave in response.
I will obviously start by saying Hi, but I will also just say what I’m contacting them about in the first message.
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Hey.
The company I work at emphasizes the up front contract in both internal and external communications.
"Hi, I need X minutes of your time to discuss Y. I intend for us to reach a decision/decide the next step next step/get your approval by the end of the call. Are you available at this date & time? Thanks!"
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I'm sitting in the hospital with my mother and someone does this to me....
Just Hi...
Spent too long staring at it trying to decide if they deserved the effort to tell them I can't help them right now....
Decided if they couldn't say what they want, I wasnt going to tell them it's not going to happen.
I suspect these intros are intended to get you to confirm your presence before they hit you with the request, assuming that will make it harder to ignore the request once you've shown yourself
This is why it annoys me so much. No, I don't blanket agree to interact with you. If it's something short, I'll answer immediately, but if it'll take me longer, it'll be later. Someone I worked with was a monster for this.
Hiya.
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David
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Hello?
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Just say what you want ffs. This could have been over 15 minutes ago if you didn't insist on real time interaction via this asynchronous communication medium!