this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

"I want to be a conscientious objector."

"AR-NOLD!"

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] benpott30@piefed.social 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ms sizzle is more like it.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“At my old school, we never sodomized nazis with our bayonets!”

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Your old school was lame then

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

CRUISIN ON DOWN NORMANDY

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 month ago

Nine~~teen~~ Ni-ni-ni-nine~~teen~~

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Alright kids, time to shrink down and head into enemy territory