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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Dissing Trump on 4Chan? Is that even allowed?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I hate it it but i feel a little sorry when laughably evil people fuck up their evil schemes this badly. and it happens a lot.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Fuck up their schemes? Putin's scheme to wreck US hegemony is going insanely well and would've been going even better if he hadn't greedily, groundlessly invaded Ukraine. Trump's plan to abuse the presidency for personal gain seems to be doing well too.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do US billionaires accept the end of the hegemony? Trump can't act against their plans or he would be impeached.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Like a tick that has grown fat off of its host body, they believe they don't need countries anymore.

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

Last I checked hes still robbing the Treasury blind and pardoning his friends, which is all he ever cared about

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Makes more sense when you consider him a Russian asset; weakening NATO and the US position as a super power.

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If he were a Russian asset, he could end the war by lifting Russia's sanctions or refusing to impose or enforce "new" sanctions (new rules that close loopholes in the existing sanctions).

Trump isn't a Russian asset, he's just a shit president.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could be a lot of things. He's still oddly subservient to Putin, and mostly serving Putin's aims. Could be that Trump's position and power doesn't extend fast enough to end Ukraine. (Maybe because the Republican Senate won't allow it?)

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[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Ever day I hope this stupid shitty motherfucker kills himself

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately he's only the symptom, not the disease.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People keep saying this, but we go to pretty extreme lengths to remove severe symptoms.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

They say that so we remember to treat the disease, and not just get another one

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Personal holiday when he does

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Gonna get absolutely wasted of my gourd when the headline breaks.

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[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Unfortunately you'll have to make do with this stupid motherfucker shitting himself.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

you'll have to make do with this stupid killy motherfucker shitting himself.

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[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

He's way to narcissistic but one can dream

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

There are two possible readings of your message.

The first one is that he literally commits suicide.

The second one is that the general public is told that he committed suicide, but everyone knows that it's not true

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Downald Trump

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't that the Hillary Clinton wax statue that had to be turned into a pumpkin on short notice?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No it's the Barack Obama backup clone who escaped and shit in all of 45's pants

[–] KY13KR385@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Down-old. It was right there.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

If only he really had Downs, things would be much better.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Average Croatian Analysis! 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷💪💪💪😎😎😎

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

when even ethnostates won't support you anymore . . .

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

You know you’ve done goof’d when even anon thinks you’re being a little silly

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago
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