Technology

No one has said this is how Elysium starts?

This is how Elysium starts.

Arrest this pedo

This seems like a good way to turn a golden goose into a turducken. Elon really needed some of Aesop's fables in his upbringing.

A million satellites he says. That's 100 satellites per starship launch. 5 times per day, every day, for five years. By the time you're done, the first ones are burned out and you have to do it all again. And that's assuming one GPU per satellite because solar panels even in space can't pull enough power to feed multiple of those hungry things.

I guess this is insurance for when the bubble pops. It helps justify the "too big to fail"

Doesn't one of those companies rely on government contracts? And now that company generates CSAM on demand?

“Valuable”

Fucking, Wired.
Suck daddy harder, Wired.

Uh oh, vibe-engineered rockets.

But that was the one place that hadn't been corrupted by capitalism!

How little of an understanding of how the natural world works do you need to have to think that data centers in space are a good idea? Nothing to say of economics and logistics. Or am I missing something big here?

burying his losses.

Now if he rolls these into Tesla he’ll be on his way to ticking off one of the requirements to unlock his completely legitimate cagillion dollar pay package.

Data centers in space sounds like one hell of an expensive investment for something that has not once shown any profitability yet, and are in fact most likely about to burst its bubble in the near future.

And it will all come crashing down

Or...he just tanked the value of both.