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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 0 points 12 hours ago (8 children)

How tall are you? If I was down to 120 I would be near death.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight's been "ERR" for years.

[–] dumbass@aus.social 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it stands for Exquisite Rad Radial. It just means you're fuckin awesome.

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I don't see the appeal of that sequence of numbers.

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[–] rogsson@piefed.social 71 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That also would be perfect!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Make sure you get a photo of 420.69 on the way up

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't be so harsh! I'd accept 432,10 kg

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Easy mode: 420kg

Hard mode: 4.20kg

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

What are your thoughts on using Wegovy or Zepbound? Have you thought about asking a doctor for the prescription?

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Daaaaaaam nice

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Go back to bed. You've already won. The day can't possibly get any better from here.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 37 points 1 day ago
[–] knexcar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

123 lb isn’t very heavy at all!

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

lbs = pounds

It doesn't make much sense to me but, American English....

And the scale is set for kilograms.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

Lb = Libra (Latin)

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[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

At first I assumed it was in lbs and was like "wow, you're tiny" and that didn't seem right so I zoomed in and went "wow, you're huge"

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Time Fixings! Eat em up!

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't get over how your legs look in the reflection. looks like you're wearing super tight shorts and your legs are squeezing out where they stop. kinda the upside down version of a muffin top

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah it looks weird as fuck, and my front knee looks off to the side somehow. Gotta admit though it was really flattering to my muffin top so im not complaining 🤣

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

gotta look at the positives :D

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Also almost matches my duo lingo streak too lol

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That reflection does not look like 123kg to me, how??

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 23 points 1 day ago

Well of course not, the reflection is weightless, its the person who has weight

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm 190cm and sure, a bit chubby, but easily break the 120kg mark

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

We could call the group 'The Daltons' 😂

The Datlons from Lucky Luke

[–] ergonomic_importer@piefed.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless you're made of solid muscle, you may want to do some self reflection because 120kg at 190cm is pretty well into the range of clinical obesity.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

I look into a mirror all the time

Jokes aside, you're right, I should probably lose some weight. But it's really not as bad as you might think

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 22 hours ago

Always concerned when someone is trapped inside a reflection. Try tapping the inside of an ankle by 123.45 times

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