How tall are you? If I was down to 120 I would be near death.
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My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight's been "ERR" for years.
it stands for Exquisite Rad Radial. It just means you're fuckin awesome.
You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.
Next step? 543,21kg
That also would be perfect!

Make sure you get a photo of 420.69 on the way up
Don't be so harsh! I'd accept 432,10 kg
What are your thoughts on using Wegovy or Zepbound? Have you thought about asking a doctor for the prescription?

Daaaaaaam nice
Go back to bed. You've already won. The day can't possibly get any better from here.

123 lb isn’t very heavy at all!
lbs = pounds
It doesn't make much sense to me but, American English....
And the scale is set for kilograms.
Lb = Libra (Latin)
At first I assumed it was in lbs and was like "wow, you're tiny" and that didn't seem right so I zoomed in and went "wow, you're huge"
Time Fixings! Eat em up!
I can't get over how your legs look in the reflection. looks like you're wearing super tight shorts and your legs are squeezing out where they stop. kinda the upside down version of a muffin top
Yeah it looks weird as fuck, and my front knee looks off to the side somehow. Gotta admit though it was really flattering to my muffin top so im not complaining 🤣
gotta look at the positives :D
Also almost matches my duo lingo streak too lol

That reflection does not look like 123kg to me, how??
Well of course not, the reflection is weightless, its the person who has weight
I'm 190cm and sure, a bit chubby, but easily break the 120kg mark
I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.
We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.
We could call the group 'The Daltons' 😂

Unless you're made of solid muscle, you may want to do some self reflection because 120kg at 190cm is pretty well into the range of clinical obesity.
I look into a mirror all the time
Jokes aside, you're right, I should probably lose some weight. But it's really not as bad as you might think
A bit?
Always concerned when someone is trapped inside a reflection. Try tapping the inside of an ankle by 123.45 times