Cross their T and rake the decks with grape shot!
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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Chain shot but it has to be fired from a double barrel cannon
He considered the test firings a success! Can't help but feel happy for him.
This looks like a success to me. Just imagine this: replace the thicket with the enemy army, you fire one shot and the rest of the army retreats.
From the descriptions of the aftermath, I can see where the mangler squigs got their inspiration from.
I only have experience in video games, and in the vast majority of them the chainshot is the most OP shot type you can use. Enemies can't escape or evade you if their masts have all been cut in half. 😌
I'm also thinking of video games, but mine isn't as realistic:
I was gonna pick bar shot for similar reasons. I feel like the flexible chain would allow for too much loss of energy. Pure guess though, IANA 18th century naval warfare expert
Not with that attitude, you won't be. :)
bar shot, because it also implies the existence of giants with piercings
I'm just imagining giantess pierced nipples
My day has markedly improved. I be in my bunk
I gotta go with round shot.
it really says “fuck you and your boat, I don’t even want to steal it from you”
Carcass is cool too I guess. But it’s no 6” hole punched through the hull.
I came here for the drink damnit. I want something that does this
Its effects are similar to "having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
I think my cousin created a drink based on this; red bull, bacardi lemon and that weird stuff with the gold flakes in it iirc
Canister shot.
I thought of something else when I saw the grape shot.
Deadly shibari
Don't forget Hot Shot (heated shot).
You called?
No minié ball? GTFO
Pretty sure they never made Minié balls for cannons.
Correct, If a shitpost is making me use out of time and place cannons, then I'm using minié balls.
What exactly is "pilk"´?
Pepsi and milk
I assumed it was some sort of old thing I hadn't heard of, but searching yields nothing (but the Pepsi/milk thing). Which then made me wonder if the word's a typo, and if so, what word it's supposed to be. It appears to just be a rather random weird joke.
Please, I love all my children.