Stupid sexy sonic...
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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never would've guessed I'd be into femboy sonic but here we are
Can I unsee this?
There's bleach, but it's only temporary
.g..gg…gggg…….god damn it!
/unzips
Came at sonic speeds.
Damn
Well I'll be damned, Sonic was basically wearing leg and arm condom sleeves the whole time. Cute, cursed, and now impossible to unsee. My childhood took a left turn into thigh-high territory and never came back.
Honestly though, props to whoever thought to explain the glove and sock mystery with a costume reveal. It makes zero anatomical sense and 100% sense for fan artists. Keep the speed, lose the innocence, and someone lock the closet where the extra stockings live.
This was so obviously written by an LLM.
Brand new account making tons of LLM-like posts