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submitted 5 hours ago by Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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... I hear they've been looking for a room temperature super conductor for ages.

(I am so sorry)

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[–] airbreather@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He's been composing for so long, you're not going to let him spend that time decomposing afterward?

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

He's lived long enough that it's surprising there isn't a conspiracy theory that he's been replaced with an AI replica. You know, a sim phony.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

That’s quite a pun you orchestrated. Be careful though, puns drive some people to violins…

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 3 hours ago

Boo!

Haha, fine, take your upvote.