this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'll bet you could find their address just from this snippet of map. Maybe I'm too paranoid.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

they live at 123 fake street, washington, california, united states, texas, 12321

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 26 points 3 hours ago

Waddling intensifies

[–] Tm12@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 hours ago

Certified shit post

[–] misspelledusernme@piefed.social 37 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

"almost". They seem suspiciously relieved as they reach the driveway

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 16 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

That's the "I might be okay" moment, followed by the body's too early, "oh, we're there?" at the last few feet. Sometimes you can distract the mind a bit more by focusing on something else while you make the last steps. A lot like how flying works in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you have to notice something totally off-topic and forget you're about to hit the ground.

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago

Indeed. One of the most important steps to take to not shit your pants, is to stop thinking about how you're about to shit your pants. 🙏

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

Mate thinks rollercoasters only go down

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 30 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If I got to say, "Oh thank fuck I made it," I'd be relieved, too.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

Idk I don't seem to count myself as having made it until I'm sat

In my experience there's an inverse square law where the urge approaches infinity with proximity to the bowl

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 16 points 3 hours ago

The urge comes in waves

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Judging my the red dot location op put their butt out the window & let 'er rip in the comfort & privacy of their home.