Yep I remember doing this to my grandma
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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Literally 1984
Don't do it kids! That earned me a leash!
strange thing to hear from the mimecraft youtuber MumboJumbo (idc if you are him or not, i read this comment in his voice and this is the reality i choose to believe in)
Chuffed to bits
I prefer to hear it coming from the Banjo-Kazooie character.
My Mom did not give a fuck! We lived in a small town and could walk home if we weren't with her when she left.
Stay in the store, overnight, raid the staff fridge, fall asleep on a mound of pillows, hide again before the store opens, casually leave as they open, repeat for a couple of days.
Watch out when the mannequins come to life
Sam Crenshaw would probably narc on you tho
Fuck that guy. ACAB
Did something similar once hiding in my little brothers carseat with a blanket covering me just right I guess to be very well hidden
Don’t leave us hanging…
Did she find you, or are you still in your brother’s car seat?
I popped out once she started freaking out