Blacksmith: I'm almost done with this sword, I just have to work out the Kinks.
Ray Davies: Can we take a break please?
Blacksmith: No. Another ten reps and then you do burpees!
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Blacksmith: I'm almost done with this sword, I just have to work out the Kinks.
Ray Davies: Can we take a break please?
Blacksmith: No. Another ten reps and then you do burpees!
Quenching the sword in camgirl bathwater is not recommended.
*blacksmith hits sword*
Sword: Harder daddy
That'd be an interesting in-universe explanation for why a magical weapon does extra damage. Find a sword that's really into necks and you've got it made.
Oh, You've been a bad black Smith your sword is kinky let's see if we can't straighten that out.
For the love of God I will temper this sword in your blood.