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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 minutes ago

I think you covered the ladybug there

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

You didn't say "This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen." Why didn't you say that? Are you blind?

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

That's not --

Wait --

You magnificent bastard

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"I'm sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?"

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

They ain't paying me for a half hour.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 3 points 27 minutes ago

An hour it is.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No, people won't argue about just anything.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Oooh, thanks for reminding me that exists!

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Did you just assume that bug’s gender?

[–] carrotfox@piefed.social 12 points 2 hours ago

Theythembug*

image

This is not a pipe.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I hope they get better soon, meeting a band-aid that big.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

95% of these awful creatures have some kind of std.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

What a marvelous testament to nature that this creature evolved to specifically mimic the adhesive medical strip so perfectly that I can’t even tell the difference.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's pronounced "ladybird".

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

When did we start talking about Lindsey Graham's butt moles?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 3 points 27 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 10 minutes ago

I assure you this is real, but don't Google it.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Had to tape it down to make sure it didn't fly away.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

For my money, this is the cleverest resonse.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

ill fuking end u

[–] X@piefed.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Delete this now. You have overhead imagery of a hangar for the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider. This is highly classified information and the mods need to delete this and wipe the server now.

It's cool, they can redact it by putting the image of a bandaid on top!

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

That is clearly a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden.

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 hours ago

Yes it is. And a beautiful one too.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

That's a delightful ladybug. I have one that's got a picture of a bandage on it..

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 7 points 3 hours ago

May the papercuts between your fingers forever go without ladybugs.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

No, this doesn't look like the Senator from Southern Carolina.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 1 points 26 minutes ago

Maybe lack of oxygen

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 6 points 3 hours ago

fuck you, thata a oopsy-go-away. fucking people these days have not fucking culture all, like come on man, touch some fucking grass or something .. fucking ladybug....

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is a rhino beetle. 🤨

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 24 minutes ago

No, you're thinking of a cowboy beetle. A rhinoceros beetle is actually one of these

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

That’s clearly a lordbug,.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

damn. busted.

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

no, that's a desk hob. common misunderstanding.