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[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 minutes ago

kill yourself now

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 50 minutes ago

Did you know that the "Bandaid Ladybug" is one of the most healing in the world?

I dunno. I'd have to look it up to be certain but in the USA Japanese beetles looks awfully similar but are brutal and invasive pests. So if it's the JB instead of the LB, you've gotta find a way to get rid of it.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago

I think you covered the ladybug there

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 32 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"I'm sorry, is this a 5-minute argument or the full half-hour?"

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They ain't paying me for a half hour.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago

An hour it is.

[–] atropa@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No, people won't argue about just anything.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 30 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Oooh, thanks for reminding me that exists!

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Did you just assume that bug’s gender?

[–] carrotfox@piefed.social 13 points 5 hours ago

Theythembug*

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

That's not --

Wait --

You magnificent bastard

[–] totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 1 points 15 minutes ago

It certainly is ~~a penis~~ ~~a dong~~ ~~a pecker~~ ~~a schlong~~ ~~a willy~~ ~~a Johnson~~ ~~your wife's best friend~~ ~~your percy~~ ~~your cock~~... something you suck on.

God damnit...

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's pronounced "ladybird".

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When did we start talking about Lindsey Graham's butt moles?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

I assure you this is real, but don't Google it.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

You didn't say "This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen." Why didn't you say that? Are you blind?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Had to tape it down to make sure it didn't fly away.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

For my money, this is the cleverest resonse.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

What a marvelous testament to nature that this creature evolved to specifically mimic the adhesive medical strip so perfectly that I can’t even tell the difference.

[–] X@piefed.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Delete this now. You have overhead imagery of a hangar for the Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider. This is highly classified information and the mods need to delete this and wipe the server now.

It's cool, they can redact it by putting the image of a bandaid on top!

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I hope they get better soon, meeting a band-aid that big.

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 5 hours ago

Yes it is. And a beautiful one too.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

That's a delightful ladybug. I have one that's got a picture of a bandage on it..

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 7 points 5 hours ago

May the papercuts between your fingers forever go without ladybugs.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

95% of these awful creatures have some kind of std.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 2 points 4 hours ago

ill fuking end u

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

Maybe lack of oxygen

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 6 points 5 hours ago

fuck you, thata a oopsy-go-away. fucking people these days have not fucking culture all, like come on man, touch some fucking grass or something .. fucking ladybug....

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is a rhino beetle. 🤨

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

No, you're thinking of a cowboy beetle. A rhinoceros beetle is actually one of these

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

That is clearly a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

No, this doesn't look like the Senator from Southern Carolina.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

That’s clearly a lordbug,.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

damn. busted.

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

no, that's a desk hob. common misunderstanding.