Great things, like... checks notes the Dow... checks notes going up? WHY ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING?
Bitch, we're laughing at you going through your notebook like it's a Choose Your Own Adventure.
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A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:
"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."
He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."
"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."
"But ya fuck one goat.."
Ever ask yourself why it's so darn easy to deflect?
I've said it before and I'll say it again. The only thing that matters to his base is that he's a manifestation of their racism.
As long as he's doing what racists love, they won't mind if they came into their house and fucked their wifes and kids.
Few might get disgusted for a while, but hey, their prayer to not see any brown people at work tomorrow might get answered. So that's a win.
So, basically what it sounds like she's implying, is that Trump should be allowed to rape children, because of all the great things he's done?
First, I want to hear this great list of great things this great president has done. I'll wait.
Wanna play some smash? We're gunna be here for a while.
Fine, I'll get the beers and/or edibles.
STUPID Libtards wanting to know if the US President had Sex with Children!
-LITERALLY Republicans!
We gotta ban the gays and trans. The are probably trying to touch the kids.
-also republicans
Those people would give their kids to trump for a chance of sniffing his farts
Yeah! Those are our kids to touch and abuse!!
It all makes sense now. The reason Republican conventions see spikes in Grindr usage isn't because they're closeted gay; it's because they think they can ask around for tips and tricks.
Right after this he accused her of lying under oath. It was nice to see.
Great, what are the consequences for lying under oath?
Jail. But only if it’s convicted and enforced. I’m pretty sure it’s also extra illegal to lie under oath to congress, or something.
Republican psychological projection is like two black holes orbiting each other until one day they collide and merge.
Its now happening so quickly that their accusations are occurring in their own actions they're accusing others of (like Bondi deflecting by bitching and lying about deflecting).
It's glorious to watch it all collapse in real time. Now hopefully their downfall will be complete before they cause too much more destruction.
Someone needs to draw her like crawker from fairly odd parents "the WOKE LEFT wont even talk about how great trump is"
I can’t tell if it’s worse because of how great he isn’t, or if he actually had done some great things if it would be worse that way.
The DOW!