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[–] Janx@piefed.social 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Your own piss!? Fancy pants...

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

“Actually they don’t know whose piss it was. I mean, you can’t ‘dust’ for piss.”

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

My cousin's great aunt used to suck the lead out of duplo blocks before riding her bike and pedaling so fast that she thought she was riding a motorcycle and would pull over on the side of the road to throw up until a police officer came and gave her free lunch for 6 years at an Applebee's down on Elmo Street but they closed down after 2 years so she felt pretty ripped off.

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Why do they have lead in them??????

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

As far as I know, they don't - I have tried reading OP's comment about 5 times and I have no idea what they're talking about.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 2 points 17 minutes ago

Apparently they spent too much time sucking on lead-filled Duplo blocks

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'm so glad Duplo came out in 1969. I was worried I was getting too old to know what's going on, but thankfully it seems I've never known what's going on

EDIT: also, yeah, I have noidea what that comment was about either

[–] Figlizard@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 hour ago

Legos for toddlers

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, I don't miss those days much. Mostly because I can't remember them.