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[–] Emmet@midwest.social 1 points 13 minutes ago

I have no idea what is going on in these comments lmao. Reddit 2.0 baybee

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 33 minutes ago)

As a European, I have to say that the libs in this example are right, because the US voting system is completely fucked with the electoral college, winner-takes-all and all that gerrymandering (and soon more).

So they either have to vote dem (however bad their candidate is) and then unfuck it, so they can do a real election afterwards, or violently install a leftist government and proper democracy.

[–] adubya@feddit.online 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

So this leftist just cheering about passing the buck for two years and cheering on their neighbors getting kidnapped to own the libs.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 45 minutes ago

Fine fine fair enough, I guess we'll accept the buck this time. You may start voting third party.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 50 minutes ago

Yes thats all we do, and it is us who do that.

But like my neighbors refused to back my genocidal rampage unless i compeomised with them on sonething, so really they deserve to die in concentration camps. Fucking losers. This us all their fault.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Leftists: also i am not going to run myself

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

Leftists: [runs]

Liberals: wow you really really want Trump to win

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Leftists: [runs]

*gets sabotaged by the DNC who would rather have Trump win.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 48 minutes ago

No leftist has evee been involved in electoral polutics, it's true.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Or vote or canvas or help in any way. Bring me a candidate!

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 hours ago

Don't you know you cant criticize any politician because they may be the appointed "lesser evil" possibly in several years.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

If you don't like the candidates, you RIGHT NOW need to be running or organizing a movement for someone who is! Are you using your power to get progressives to win primaries or just complaining about the result you let be decided for you?

https://runforsomething.net/

Don't content yourself with another election cycle of "we tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" followed by a couple more years of snide whining. Be the change, for the love god please, because we need one.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

Dont do real activism, just vote!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 0 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

Don't make political change IRL, just post about it online!

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 36 minutes ago

And vote! Which are functionally two different things! Yeah!

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social -1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

You mean like effective messaging targeting people outside our cause, (not purely performative) political action towards achievable goals, and compromise / coalition building?

That sounds like liberal talk to me.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 45 minutes ago

Anarchists: famously hostile to local civil infrastructure

[–] Dippy@beehaw.org 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hey so its actually that we have 2 years to uplift leftwing ideals until the general election, at which point we vote for the candidate who wants to bring the Torment Nexus levels down a little so that the Candidate who wants to double the Torment Nexus loses and we have a few years of lower torment while we uplift leftwing ideals again.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 43 minutes ago

To clarify: not lower than now, both candidates want a torment nexus, but one wanrs to build it faster and not worry aboyt whether the orphan bones are fair trade.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 62 points 6 hours ago (15 children)

Imagine the world we’d live in if those corpo fucks didn’t screw over Bernie

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I got this shit from him after Oct. 7 so don't be so sure

He has moved away from being this outright shit since then, I will concede.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

Or if harris had literally a single electoral group she didnt actively spray shit on

Or if clinton hadnt helped trump win

Or...

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Or persecuted Nixon, or Reagan, or Bush Sr, or didn't give up when gore "lost" to bush jr

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago) (1 children)

No see taking office when elected by hoth popular AND electoral vote is divisive and bad politics. You dumbfuck commies understand nothing about politics. Now drink my slushy poop without making any faces and be my slave forever OR YOU ARE LITERALLY A FASCIST AND IM CALLING ICE ON YOU

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)

You dumbfuck commies understand nothing about politics. Now drink my slushy poop without making any faces and be my slave forever OR YOU ARE LITERALLY A FASCIST AND IM CALLING ICE ON YOU

Ah yes totally goes with saying we should punish/investigate criminals instead of going we must only look forward not back so the country can heal. We can't do anything about past crimes

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 minutes ago

Doing anything about past crimes is impossible, sorry. Also currently ongoing crimes.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 38 points 6 hours ago

Hey, it was her TURN

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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 40 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Here's a fun idea: how about no more presidents?

[–] Foni@piefed.zip 6 points 4 hours ago (8 children)

As a non-American I have to admit that I don't understand how primaries work in that country. Why are the liberals who choose the candidate and not the leftists?

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 27 minutes ago)

Primaries are generally much more extreme, because everyone voting is part of the party. So the candidates will be closely toeing the party line to pick up the passionate voters.

To be clear, the individual parties aren’t actual government-funded organizations. They’re private entities, who choose to hold primaries and then put the party’s support behind whoever wins. This is an important distinction because this means the individual primaries can be run however the party wants, even if that means not having a primary and simply running a sitting president (like what happened to Biden, then later Kamala after Biden dropped out). And registering to vote with a party is typically exclusive, meaning you can only vote in one pre-chosen primary election per cycle. Like if I were to register as a republican to vote in the republican primary, the democrat party wouldn’t allow me to cast a vote in their primary.

Then whoever wins the primaries goes on to the general election. While winning the primary is only a soft requirement for the general election, (anyone can run as an independent candidate), the US’ first-past-the-post voting system means it’s virtually impossible to win the general election without the support of one of the two big parties. And if you want to get that support, you need to win the primary. Independent candidates are generally thought of as wasted votes, meme votes, protest votes, etc…

Notably, in the general election, democrats’ campaigns tend to take a strategy of “move farther right to grab the center/center-right swing voters.” Since any registered voter can vote in the general, swing voters often determine who wins and loses the general. Which means candidates tend to disproportionately focus on appeasing those swing voters. And this tends to piss off the democrats/leftists/etc who prefer the farther left policies. Especially when those same candidates have spent the past month parroting the official democratic party platform to win the primary, then suddenly about-face and cozy up to the centrists in the general.

So even if leftists were able to get enough votes for a far-left candidate in the primaries, (they can’t, because America has no notable far-left/leftist voting blocks), that same candidate would then immediately shift to the center to grab the swing votes in the general.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 49 minutes ago

We got layers of elections. The states administer them so you have a different system for each state. Primaries are different in every state, too. Then you have Federal elections that are still run by the individual states, just for federal offices, but then the President is elected through an entirely different system altogether that the states also individually have to administer.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 hours ago

The US doesn’t have leftists.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Well, if you get them to even tell you what a "liberal" is, you are lucky.

Their primaries are a real election they have inside each party to pick the candidates. If you have only 2 parties, it's a hard requirement. The people enlisted to each party vote on them (it seems that if you only have 2 real parties and primaries are your real elections, lots of people enlist in a party).

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 4 hours ago

The vast majority of people don't vote in primaries for some reason so the demographics are different from the general, but also the DNC has plenty of tricks at its disposal to get the results they want. Now part of the reason those tricks work is that American leftist politicians tend to be pussies who are unwilling to take shots at liberals, but yeah the whole process is captured by DNC liberals.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Because most people don't know the difference. it's mostly just name recognition so you have to be known and at least somewhat popular.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago

In the 80's liberals got control of our progressive party, the DNC. Back then it was possible to pull voters from the right by appealing to wealth and so Clintons won by doing it.

But every election our candidates are supposed to be elected by popular vote within each party. Recently they just kind of stopped though because it turns out that was apparently just a tradition and not like an enforceable law or anything. And the Clintons wanted to have the White House again.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As an American, I can assure they don't work. It's a fucking party. Guess why that wasn't a misnomer and what they mean by "Jerry Rigged" and "Glass" house.

Or did you think Propane was just a coincidence in naming?

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 minutes ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Telling on themselves, aren’t they?

We were right about Kamala.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

brattykat is being sardonic there

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

On one layer.

Maybe the OP didn’t intend it, but you can also read the fictional liberal as being unable to imagine a democratic candidate that isn’t genocidal.

[–] Emmet@midwest.social 1 points 4 minutes ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

I mean, Carter (East Timor), Clinton (Rwanda), Obama (Yemen), Biden (Gaza). Shit, you can even lump FDR in. He knew about the concentration camps.

Sorry, libs. These folks may not have pulled the trigger but they supplied (or withheld) the means to carry out (or prevent) mass suffering.

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