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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 5 minutes ago

"Sign Kid" is trying to run a Paradox of Tolerance.
"Punching Kid" is right on. Though one should not do such things at school, nor on camera.
I have the feeling "Sign Kid" is going to change schools soon.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

he did the meme

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 50 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

saw the whole video, that dude is a king.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 26 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 24 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Crazy how the pro-ICE guy needed four different adults to rescue him

If that ain't fascism in a nutshell.

Shame nobody else in school had the guy's back.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago

And even the school cop clearly thought he was a dweeb, which is almost impressive

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, that other kid was a punk bitch who needs to get his ass kicked to learn his place in life. Someone messed up raising him, and they raised a cunt.

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 3 points 55 minutes ago

If you want to assault a Nazi be smart about it. He going to take the L for a bad punch.

While he's absolutely a chad for the courage he didn't instill fear or hurt the guy.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 40 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who was bullied and assaulted several times in school, I have to chime in: don't do that. A huge, arcing punch like that is flashy and spectacular, but it is easy to dodge or deflect (massive moment arm), and you'll be thrown off-balance. Instead, if you can get in close, aim for the gut, just below the sternum. Keep the fist low and close to your body, and twist your torso as you punch. Hitting the soft tissue below the ribcage and above the stomach is fucking painful and will leave the rubber sole sommelier struggling to breathe.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 hour ago

Rubber sole sommelier is great. Ill have to start using that.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 67 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 25 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Willoughby@piefed.world 2 points 38 minutes ago

Baist and Chargrilled, ham.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 11 points 1 hour ago

He said it. He did it. Legend.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Need better punching technique though

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

True, they are not punching as hard as they could and are off balance in their strike.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 1 hour ago

But the kid got heart. He's a hero in my eyes.