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[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 12 points 38 minutes ago

If you dump it on your garden it'll make your vegetables salty so that when you eat them you don't have to add seasoning. The more salt you put the better the plants will do. My grandpa Ahmed used to tell me about that trick when I was a kid and his yard was the most wonderful desert.

[–] mech@feddit.org 37 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's actually the expiration date of the plastic container.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I wish it were the expiration date for Earth.

[–] mech@feddit.org 24 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I kinda like Earth.
It's the only planet that has kittens.

[–] Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Earth is honestly really cool and most of nature is awesome.

It's pretty much just humans and most stuff they've created that are terrible. Earth would be better off without them by a landslide.

[–] wioum@lemmy.world 4 points 40 minutes ago

That'd be a big landslide if it's supposed to kill all of mankind. ^/s^

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 minutes ago

there have also been societies that valued sustainability and closeness to nature, and some still exist. they're not the ones destroying nature, and it's not inherent to the human experience to destroy nature.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I wonder if that's because of the microplastic contamination more than the actual salt lol

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 49 minutes ago

Probably because the container is only able to keep moisture out for so long before the quality degrades. "Best by" means "we can't guarantee quality after this date, but it probably won't hurt you after that", while "use by" means "if you consume this after this date, you might become ill, and there may be no indication that the food has gone bad".

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 4 points 1 hour ago

"Best before the Rise of the Machines."

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

Could be sleeping in chemicals from the plastic.

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

Where i can buy 249 million years old salt?