"Rally round the family, with a pocketful of shells", but unironically.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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"Some of those heroes who work forces are the same patriots that burn crosses."
"globalists" tells me everything I need to know.
I keep trying to imagine the opposite of RATM, and all I can come up with is Bob Dylan singing racist lyrics.
Randy Newman's "Rednecks" but without the ironic satire.
Here is something you can't understand
No consequences when I, kill a man
Yo, probably nothing to see in the Epstein file
My fellow pendejos all agree Donny can't be a pedophile
DHS army of pigs coming to kidnap your child
They'll try to put you in a box, feddy fascist style
Lights on, corporate radio
Keep that shit at a reasonable volume outside of daylight hours
Fuck me. I'll do what you tell me!
For those who died, just comply!
Their debut album tracklist;
- Diffusedtrack
- Dying in the name of (America)
- Left the power to him (Trump)
- Leaving for something (America)
- Bullet in the head (of Joe Biden)
- Ignore your allies
- Sleep
- Fistful of Microplastics
- Township Compliance
- Freedom (Isn't free)
Bonus track: (Don't) Testify
Now I want a fully ironic X-Cops/GWAR style band that is on the nose trying to do this and doing a terrible job
Another variation of the RAHOWA shit.
As the Dead Kennedys say about those losers:
They could cover 'Killing in the Name' and not change a single lyric. They just need an aura of "and that's fine, actually" which will be provided by their TRUMP 2024 flags.
....so, the Sleep Now In The Fire music video.
Blink and you'll miss it, but for about at a single second, there's a shot at around 1:03 ...
... one of the goddamned daytraders taking a break to watch a free live performance?
He's got a Trump For President sign.
Yeah.
For about 4 months in 99 and 2000, Trump actually did try to run for President, as the candidate of the Reform Party.
Apparently it was Jesse Ventura that convinced him, and Trump stated that Oprah Winfrey would be his ideal VP running mate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_2000_presidential_campaign
Oh hey would you look at that, Roger Stone was his campaign manager back then too!
I imagine a conservative drummer to be someone who shows up with a snare only.
Ha, no.
They'd turn up with a poor person off the street to do the drumming for them, then charge them rent for doing it.
After gaining fame/infamy/notoriety they'd kick the poor person out whilst moaning about immigrants are taking their jobs. The drumming will then go downhill fast and then they'd moan that there was no one willing to work anymore but that it's all definitely not their fault!!
Conspire With the Machine sounds hella lame.
globalists
This person is so close.
Billionaires. They hates billionaires, and what they’re doing to the planet. He/she just doesn’t realize it yet.
Maybe they will if they starts writing lyrics and one song ends up eerily close to RATM.
He/she just doesn’t realize it yet.
Sure? Maybe the left doesn't realize that the right is fighting the same enemy and the hatred for the right is seeded by the billionaires to prevent the workers from fighting together?
When people say globalists, they mean Jews.
Maybe the right means that. Here in the real world, we mean wall street, shipping all of our factory jobs to other low cost countries to exploit their workforce and undercut wage and environmental laws. But don't let me get in the way of you stroking off the democrats that betrayed us and embraced globalism and allowed the president to do an end run around them on trade.
Imagine living in a world where these assholes could get a record deal.
Likely not, but instead they'll make use of right-wing pundits to promote their garbage.
Ah yes the favorite band of famous socialist Paul Ryan
Rage For The Machine
I’m laughing at the way this guy seems to think he’s come up with an original idea. There are hundreds of conservative, neofascist punk bands out there. And normal people have never heard of them because they all sound like fucking shit.
Neofascist AND Punk??? How in the hell does that make sense to them???
See how nazi coopted skinhead culture -
https://allthatsinteresting.com/skinheads-history
It not too wildly different to how it works today... Gamergate being a great example.
Oh, that makes sense now.
I think that's been a thing since like the 80s or 90s, in the UK first and then here. Not all punk but the scene got filled with nazi types back then, according to things I've seen on like tv idk specifically.
Their biggest singles "Dow 50000" and "Lick That Boot"
Don't forget the classic "I got it on on Epstein's Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I'm such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I'm gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who's never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs"
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Page of the Regime
Already too clever.
Grind Against the Machine
Ground up by the machine (and liking it)
"Fuck yeah, I will do what you tell me"
"We're the delegates of Trump"
"Some of those who work forces
Are just following their bosses"
"It has to start somewhere
It has to start some time
But maybe not right now
It's kinda, you know, late"
"cooperate with the machine"
"Put Your Dick In The Machine"
"Balls in the Vise" is a pretty good band name!
“…pissed about what the left and globalists have done to our country…”
I’m sure if you asked them to explain in detail who the “left and globalists” are, and exactly what they think they’ve done to the country, you’d get back a very rational, factual reply.
Their own politicians are the most sold out to wall street, every accusation is a confession truly.
"Sieg Heil, I will do what you tell me"
"Most of us that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"
“Government Sanctioned Radio” “Rally round the family with a pocket full of shell. But unironically”
I think this is the worship genre?
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